"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."
- Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

"It was pretty good. Even the music was nice."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player, after attending an opera

"I really didn't say everything I said."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

"A nickel ain't worth a dime any more."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

"It's like deja vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

"The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal, well, probably they think I'm powerful, thank you very much."
- Yoko Ono, on being called a Dragon Lady.

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