"You can't just let nature run wild."
- Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor

"Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running."
- Warning label on central air conditioning unit

"My lord, we find the man who stole the mare not guilty."
- Welsh Jury Verdict

"Well, that was a cliff-dweller."
- Wes Westrum, Baseball coach, about a close game

"We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles."
- Wesley Bolin, Governor

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball   forward.
 

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