"Minks are mean little critters.  Vicous, horrible little animals who eat their own.  They're not beavers.  I wouldn't wear beavers.  I'd rather have a mink coat made of mean little critters that are killed in a very nice way and treated nicely for their short, mean lives so that I could keep warm."
- Valerie Perrine, Actress

"I just don't think America wants a female host.  It's like men don't walk around in skirts in this country.  Why change a good thing?"
- Vanna White

"I don't know all the certain words to word it."
- Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

"They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us."
- Vichy government (1941 - 1945)

"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
- Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player

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