"I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation."
- Ted Kenneday, US Senator

"That's inches away from being millimetre perfect."
- Ted Lowe

"I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible."
- Ted Turner, Media Mogul

"If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything.  My ife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them."
- Ted Turner, Media Mogul, on selling off his money losing properties

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Defendant: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
- Testimony from court records

"It's like an Alcatraz around my neck"
- Thomas Menino, Boston Mayor, on the shortage of city parking spaces

"He was a man of great statue"
- Thomas Menino, Bostom Mayor, on former mayor John Collins

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem."
- Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister

"I was glad to see Italy win.  All the guys on the team were Italians."
- Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament

"Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii."
- Tony Bennett, Singer

"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
- Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach,  John Jenkins

"Did people build this, or did Indians?"
- Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park

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