"I've seen 'Much Ado About Nothing' three times.  It's a great play that's full of humor... I'm not used to that kind of culture and stuff."
- Pamela Lee, Actress, commenting on Kenneth Branagh's film of the Shakespearean play

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster,  during the Super Bowl

"Good looking people turn me off.  Myself included."
- Patrick Swayze, Actor

"If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you have to let them do it."
- Paul Jacobs, marketing director for a video game company

"Hey cabbie, could you turn that thing down a hundred disciples?"
- Paul Owen, Baseball player complaining about the radio being   too loud

"Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean."
- Pedro Guerrero, Baseball player, on reporters

"Guys aren't able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game."
- Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

"The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the  World Cup in twenty thousand and six."
- Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

"And the ball is out here.  No, it's not.  Yes it is.  No, it's not.  What happened."
- Phil Rizzuto, NY Yankees announcer

"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post."
- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode   Island

"Can you hear me?  Squeeze once for yes and twice for no."
- Police detective questioning a wounded officer

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off."
- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

"Mando Machinery Corporation is the undisputed leader in Korea automotive pants industry."
- Press Release from Korean firm

"Man thought hurt, but slightly dead."
- Providence Journal Headline

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