"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a woman."
- James R. Hogg, Rear Admiral

"His previous wives just didn't understand him."
- Jan Chamberlain, wife #8 for Mickey Rooney

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever."
- Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress, in the February Cosmopolitan.

"We're going to move left and right at the same time."
- Jerry Brown, Governor of California

"Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!"
- Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer

"There's a soft liner, which is caught by the second baseman.  And the ball game is over!  For this inning.
- Jerry Coleman, Baseball announcer

"Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk... I think it was those Irish guys."
- Jesse Ventura, Minnesota governor

"I think everybody gets caught up in superstitions.  But I don't put much stock in them... knock on wood."
- Jim Deshaies, Minnesota Twins pitcher

"A brain scan revealed Andrew Caddick is not suffering from a stress fracture of the shin."
- Jo Sheldon

"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl."
- Joe Jacoby, NFL Football player, of the Washington Redskins

"To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."
- Matt Millen, NFL Football player, of the Raiders

"My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off
the chair."
- Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

"In a sense it's a one-man show... except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper."
- John Motson, BBC1

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
- John Wayne, Actor

"I have no political ambitions for myself or my children."
- Joseph P. Kennedy, 1936

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

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