"For the majority of people, the use of tobacco has a beneficial effect."
- Dr. Ian G. MacDonald, Los Angles Surgeon, as Quoted in Newsweek November 18, 1969.

"I deny the allegations and I defy the alligators!"
- Indicted Chicago Alderman

"FIRST, CARRY TO FIRE."
- Instructions on a fire extinguisher

"Passive activity income does not include the following: Income for an activity that is not a passive activity."
- IRS form 8583, Passive Activity Loss Limitation

"Secretaries for openings in college administrative areas. Good typing, word processing helpful. Able to interfere with faculty, staff, and students."
- Irondequoit, NY want-ad

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

"Absolutely.  I am not garbage - a single girl type.
- Ivana Trump, on whether she will marry again

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