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Windows
95 Error Codes
Recently
the following undocumented Windows 95 error-codes were found. Microsoft
forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet:
WinErr:
001
Windows
loaded - System in danger
WinErr:
002
No
Error - Yet
WinErr:
003
Dynamic
linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr:
005
Multitasking
attempted - System confused
WinErr:
007
System
price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr:
009
Horrible
bug encountered - God knows what has happened
WinErr:
00A
Promotional
literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr:
00B
Inadequate
disk space - Free at least 50MB
WinErr:
00C
Memory
hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr:
00F
Unexplained
error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr:
010
Reserved
for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr:
013
Unexpected
error - Huh ?
WinErr:
014
Keyboard
locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr:
018
Unrecoverable
error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is
not valid anymore.
WinErr:
019
User
error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr:
01A
Operating
system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly
sorry.
WinErr:
01B
Illegal
error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a
penalty for that.
WinErr:
01D
System
crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr:
01E
Timing
error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr:
01F
Reserved
for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr:
020
Error
recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr:
042
Virus
error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires
Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated
again.
WinErr:
079
Mouse
not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left
mouse button to continue.
WinErr:
103
Error
buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not
be displayed or recorded.
WinErr:
678
This
will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr:
683
Time
out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete
boot procedure.
WinErr:
815
Insufficient
Memory - Only 50,312,583 bytes available
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