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Things Not To Do During A Job Interview

1. Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he or she yells at you. Then ask if you got the job.

2. Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.

3. Sing all your answers. Badly.

4. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back completely soaked.

5. As you reach inside your briefcase pull out a sock puppet, introduce him as “Socko” and harass your interviewer with it.

6. Ask for a company Porche.

7. Comment on how much you like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.

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