Laugh and the World Laughs with You

You May Be An Engineer If...

1. If you introduce your wife as mylady@home.wife

2. If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner.

3. If you want an 8X CD-ROM for Christmas.

4. If Dilbert is your hero.

5. If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes.

6. If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail.

7. If your wristwatch has more computing power than a 486DX-50.

8. If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys.

9. If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car.

10. If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.

11. If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string.

12. If you window shop at Radio Shack.

13. If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies.

14. If you have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.

15. If you carry on a one hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run.

16. If you are convinced you can build a phaser out of your garage door opener and your camera's flash attachment.

17. If you don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is.

18. If you have modified your can opener to be microprocessor driven.

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