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Top Ten Reasons Why AOL Is Raising Their Prices

10. Customers now get double the unlimited amount of time per month.

09. Faltering Internet sector, sagging demand perfect time to raise prices.

08. Much better deal for customers. Before it was $263.40 for a full year now it's only $262.90 for those same 11 months.

07. Now that an @aol.com address cost more to get, it gains that much more prestige.

06. Building up cash reserves for Year 2000 apocalypse.

05. AOL chat rooms getting new carpet.

04. Nuclear warheads are getting expensive.

03. Ted Turner needs to buy his soul back from Satan.

02. Guy who says, "You've got mail." renegotiated his contract.

01. The invoice finally came due for all those CDs they sent out years ago.

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