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Actual
Classified Ads
1 MAN,
7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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AMANA
WASHER $100.
OWNED
BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
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SNOW
BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY
USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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FREE
PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG
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2
WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1
5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
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TICKLE
ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988
MUSTANG,
5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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COWS,
CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO
1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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83
TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
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STAR
WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
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FREE
PUPPIES:
1/2
COCKER SPANIEL -
1/2
SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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FREE
YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8
YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
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SOFT
& GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE
89
cents
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GERMAN
SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED.
SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FULL
SIZED MATTRESS.
20
YR WARRANTY.
LIKE
NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
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FREE
1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE
OF
3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
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FOR
SALE:
LEE
MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
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NORDIC
TRACK $300 HARDLY USED
CALL
CHUBBIE
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BILL'S
SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE
HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
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SHAKESPEARE'S
PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
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FOUND:
DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS
LIKE A RAT...
BEEN
OUT AWHILE..
BETTER
BE REWARD.
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HUMMELS
- LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF
IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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GET
A LITTLE JOHN:
THE
TRAVELING URINAL
HOLDS
2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
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HARRISBURG
POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA
PEACHES * CALIFORNIA GROWN -
89
cents lb.
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NICE
PARACHUTE:
NEVER
OPENED - USED ONCE
SLIGHTLY
STAINED
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FREE:
FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
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AMERICAN
FLAG
60
STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100
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TIRED
OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE
OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING
PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
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NOTICE:
TO
THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE
PUMPKIN
ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE:
PLEASE
RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED.
PUMPKIN
MAY BE RADIOACTIVE.
ALL
OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.
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EXERCISE
EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN
SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175.
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OUR
SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100%
ITALIAN
LEATHER.
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JOINING
NUDIST COLONY!
MUST
SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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LAWYER
SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
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ALZHEIMER'S
CENTER PREPARES
FOR
AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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GROUND
BEAST: 99 cents lb.
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GAS
CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL
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BAR
S SLICED BOLOGNA
REGULAR
OR TASTY
SAVE
30 CENTS ON 2
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OPEN
HOUSE
BODY
SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE
COFFEE & DONUTS
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KELLOGG'S
POT TARTS - $1.99 box
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FULLY
COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.
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