Making oatmeal in the morning couldn't be easier! 1. - get a bowl from the cupboard. 2. - stick your hand in the bag of quick oats and grab a fist full. 3. - drop them in the bowl. 4. - turn on the ta

A Haiku (575): tickle the ivory, virtuoso of romance, play it again Sam Did you know... one of the lines most closely associated with the film — "Play it again, Sam" — is a misquote? When

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The longest I ever went without sleep was about 3 1/2 days. I had just moved and wasn't going to quit until everything was clean and unpacked and in it's place. I realized I needed to stop when I bega

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Could there be a more crewel way to kill someone than to cook them from the inside out? Why don't they just make a great big microwave.  You just gotta make sure the person  you're disposing

"Enlightenment, for a wave in the ocean, is the moment the wave realizes it is water." - Thich Nhat Hanh Something oddly interesting about teeth. When my wisdom teeth were extracted I wasnted to keep

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