I actually like to fart and belch more often than this. Plus since I live on a steady diet of tacos, burritos, and pizza, I am sure that I exceed this by leaps and bounds.

Haha! Quite hilarious because my boyfriend releases gas from up north and down south lol

Oh I'm way above average! As for "And if you're an elephant, nobody produces a bigger blast than you" I think I even beat your elephant!

Most of this gas is released in our sleep.